ANNA KENDRICK

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Anna Kendrick, Arts, celebrities, creativity, culture, entertainment, Film, Hollywood, kitchen, Missa Beautiful, society, United States

Good Day Folks!

It’s only been a week but it feels like I’ve abandoned you for years. You all good? No dramas? None here either… although… I must confide in: Rosie comes out of her kitchen in two and a half weeks. She promised she’ll have the spaghetti supplies polished up and that she will have cleaned her way out of the damned kitchen. I promised her the key in exchange for squeaky clean cleanliness. Some deal, huh?

We’ll come back on this but today, I’m drawing cards for multi-talented baby faced Anna Kendrick – sorry Anna – you do look ever so young… Granted, I’m an old fart.

Three cards for you Missa Beautiful, born on 9 August, 1985 – told you you were young – a flamboyant egotistical ego. Sorry, lego. I’ll get there: Leo. Granted: you have no mane: let’s take away the egotistical bit. Three cards (repeat after me):

Strength – Tower – High Priestess

Anna, Bella, Jessica. Err. Take two: Anna, you’re working too hard for disappointing results – at least disappointing in your minds’ eye, if not in that of others’. It’s time for a change, time for a breakthrough and you’re on the precipice of total annihilation. What? Coffee with Rum. That’s what. Stop. Start. Again. It’s time for a change, time for a breakthrough and you’re on the precipice of something rather new – you won’t fall and if you do, it’ll be for your greater good ‘cause you’ll fall back on your feet and, besides, you’re only small. There’s good cash coming and if you bring balance to those various parts of your life that need it right now, you’ll also be all the wiser. Trust your mum or that incredible good friend close to you: she has the one key answer to your many questions. Also, don’t give in to emotional blackmail on any one’s part.

Anna, at the heart of your current predicaments: one man. One thicko-thick minded man. A stubborn son-of-a-bum who keeps pulling your strings and you’ve had it with him. Thing is, Ma’am, he isn’t very inspired and at the moment, his emotions are simply overwhelming him and he lacks self-control. Deal with him the best you can (it’s not that difficult): remain cool at all times and ignore his outbursts, he’ll stop the childishness soon enough and you’ll have won your battle.

You fear a relationship and some underlying passion underneath it all and since you don’t really know how to handle it, best way is to act cool and detached. Maybe. Dunno. I’m no specialist. Just telling you what I see. When Rosie gets out of her kitchen, you’ll have the opportunity to ask her all the advice you may wish for: she’s got plenty of it and more for ya.

Clearly, at the moment, Anna-Banana, you wish for clarity of brain cells and to be able to ponder over what you’ve achieved and what it is you want to do with all that you have acquired (in knowledge and cash).

In your past, I see the love of staying put and enjoying family gatherings. You may be considering having a family soon too and you may be longing for many a kiddie to be around you.

Right now, I feel that you need to stop trying to be fair and think of yourself a lot more. Tell people what you think even if it’s not always nice ‘cause you need to redefine your boundaries a little and, as we’ve seen in the cups video clip – great song Ma’am, great song – you’ll be growing cups out of your ears and leaving all behind if you carry on like this. Be more adventurous too, it would do you some good.

Look at it this way: your heart is filled with all that it needs and you know that you don’t need to go far to find satisfaction and enjoyment for yourself so stop hesitating and the procrastinating of even the best laid plans… just do what you feel you wanna do, Anna!

And if what I just said isn’t enough, then take a rest and meditate. You know the technique so use it. Right, Anna?

As to your next fantastic and horror movie, it’ll be about those humans with long fangs having regressed to being bats hiding in caverns and getting confused with the likes of Spiderman, batman and their brood hanging upside down in da dark too. It’ll be a major break for you, relationship wise: which lover looks best without his mask/fangs down? It’ll be fun even if you get typecast once more into the fragile and sensitive heroin whose heart hangs between one and another and another and… The public will love it, me first. Send us a couple of tickets, will ya now, Ma’am? PLLLLEASE?

Hope you enjoyed this reading.

Feralbulb

FRANCES MCDORMAND

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celebrities, culture, drama, entertainment, Film, Hollywood, Religion and Spirituality, society, Television, vacation

Howdy Folks!

Time is going fast and faster. It’s Rosie’s fault. She’s meddling into particles the heavy way because I’m not paying attention to her. I believe she transformed the toaster into a time travelling device. Who does she think she is, Doctor Who? Ha! Ha! Forget the pun and move on, will ya? The fact is that we’ve got to pay our taxes before we leave this mesmerising and enchanting but ultimately toxic place and the bloody accountant isn’t quite tuned to time travelling particles: he’s a master crafter of figures and slow-paced cuckoo-clock timing. Nothing I can do about it unless you have any ideas?

Righteo, today, we’re dealing with a famous housewife, she’s not pregnant yet has been sharing her bed with her movie director hubby, Joel Cohen for a while. You’ve guessed who she is by now, so there’s no need to mention her name ‘cause she’s sooooooo famous, there’s no need to. Well then, since you insist, she’s the one who played an Oscar in Fargo. Da lady is born on 23 June 1957 which makes her the second actress in a couple of week to be influenced by moon vibrations. No, this isn’t what you think: the Moon has nothing to do with vibrators, pass your way, will ya?

Three cards for you, Frances, my belle:

Chariot – Fool – Justice

Firstly, it looks like you’ve just incurred a great success, one that satisfied your wandering spirit as well as replenished your bank account. But, now that this has happened, your mind is hesitating and there is no doubt that you may travel soon to take some well-deserved rest as well as seek a solution to what is troubling you. You need to stop work for a while and I might say that your current and/or future break is similar to that of a sabbatical break. At first sight, it may well be that you will need to seek advice legal and/or counselling to help you decide what must be done.

Part of your present predicament stems from the fact that you no longer wish to compete for the sake of it or to take on opportunities that imply that you may owe something in return to those – not your hubby – who offer you those opportunities. You’re a well-established actress in your own right and there’s no point in being over-altruistic to the point of giving away all that you have acquired in knowledge and experience just to be part of some script which you only half-heartedly believe in.

That’s me point Darling: why should you bother working with moodsome and egotistical – I might have meant moody – women when you’ve been there, you’ve done that and your experience tells you that there’s more to life than theatre within a theatrical set/movie set. I can see your point, I think. Young lunatics (I know you wouldn’t label them that but this is I talking, Ma’am) who disempower and dispirit you with their prima donna attitude. Yeah you know all too well how to deal with them. Problem is it’ll never stop as it gets to you at times and that therefore, you need a break Mrs McDormand.

I feel you’ve had enough of fools of all types, especially actors who act as if they were real actors on stage. Makes sense to you, right?

Your past shows a slightly unlucky streak (your life hasn’t always been easy from a material point of view) mixed with the fortunate state of your heart never having to break over a relationship even if you haven’t escaped some of life’s knocks here and there. You’re a balanced individual, more so than a lot of your peers in the same business and this is your Ace card.

At present, I feel that you may wish not to bring any surprises to those who are around you most days and it would be good for you to clearly communicate with your loved ones and to ensure your finances are well organised and secure (not that you don’t, Frances, just the cards insisting). All I imply here is for you to just make sure where the money goes and to keep a tight check over it, that’s all.

Here, listen to know-it-almost-all-Feralbulb, Ma’am: go by instinct, select what you fear most out of those two solutions that go round and round in your head and this is where your victory lies. Do that for which you have less knowledge and follow what your intuition tells you and you’ll find yourself some place you didn’t think you’d be able to get to.

So be it: travel the world for a while and, upon your return home, you’ll be able to see more clearly and some celebrations will be in place. It seems easy but it’s not that easy if you re-read what was said at the beginning of this reading. You may need a little help, a little push from some external influence. You’re privileged that the outcome foretells of good fortune and much fun to be had.

As to your next movie, let us not miss out on it and send us tickets to the première as I already know – forget about spoilers – that you may be playing someone sick on a hospital bed who meets the love of her life. It may well be that you’ll play a nun who meets her ‘prince’ but who won’t renounce her vows and so although she’ll die of a mysterious disease we’ll all guess to be close to sorrow and guilt (we’re dealing with the catbud religion here, one that has to do with Catholicism-and-Buddhism-in-One religious fervour). The dying nun will perform miracles on her love via various hallucinatory states brought on by possible drugs as well as visions of all kinds, [psychotic, schizophrenic, religion induced, etc.]), who’ll live on to tell the tale and who’ll become the next, true miracle-performing pope. Something of the kind. Planet earth will be saved, to be sure, to be sure.

Hope you enjoyed this reading Frances MacDo.

Feralbulb

WES ANDERSON

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Academy Award, celebrities, creativity, drama, entertainment, Film, Hollywood, Humor, opinion, society, Wes Anderson

Howdy Folks!

How are you going, kids?  Today, we’re going straight on to our subject since, as you know, Rosie’s busy and there won’t be any spooky disturbances of a third kind on her part.  This is about Grand Sir Wes Anderson who is a shining Taurus Moonrise mostly spotted in the Budapest constellation.  Why am I not talking about a woman when a post about one is due?  Well, for one, because I’m too excited and honoured to ramble on about Royal Wes and second, because it’s women’s international week and they’re getting all the attention they need already.  You did ask.

Righteo, now: Wes Anderson-Son, you’re born on 1^st May 1969 as you might have realised by now and you’re the rising and shining star of my new found cinematic horizons.  I’ve startled to dig holes around my streets through my pacing in circles, longing for your next movie to be born, your next quote and whatever it is you might come up with.

So, on to you Anderson, Man.  Three cards:

Temperance – Fool – Pope

Wes, Man, a firm decision must be taken.  It’s all right to think and weigh in the pros and cons for a while but not for too long.  Indecision is the mother of un-creativity and this is where the fool steps in for you: do something, do what feels right and nothing will go wrong.  Be fair and be generous at it too.  Finance is no trouble so do what must be done and get to stay together (you know what I mean).  Besides, uniting your longing soul with another may reveal more fruitful than you imagine and if your imagination felt sufficiently spurred until now, be ready for even more and better to come along.  You’re ready to spend for the sake of creativity too, regardless of the outcome, and so be it: explore worlds within worlds within worlds and let us enjoy it to the full extent of your untamed, unbridled and unstoppable creativity.

There is a very interesting conflict, a permanent state of tension within you which generates your talent: it combines a cool and collected intellect with that of a prominent instinctual, intuitive and powerful imagination that deals with both: the beauty of the picture and the indescribable yet unmistakable recognisable scripts you generate.  I see no rifts between these distinctive parts alive within you and all that needs done is to keep the communication lines open within, from one to the other, but this you know how to handle. (Do check out John Cleese’s inspirational speech on creativity at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU5x1Ea7NjQ ).  Also, your current partner or that person closest to you is being represented as being the intellectual driving force within your couple and you shouldn’t ignore her ideas, even if seemingly a little out of your own world at times.

Hey Wes, Mate, obviously you’re taking on more than you can chew, workwise.  Yes, you’re on demand and you’re the man of the day and more. May be there’s another way to tackle your work load and this may involve delegating even more and trusting that those around you can get into your head to do what you expect done.  Yes, expect others to be slightly psychic to get your work done and details will work themselves out.

Now that the pressure is on for you to outperform yourself, you might find that your work demands get the better of you at times and if so, as I’ve said to many a creative soul before, take a rest, breath in, breath out and levitate of all your might or pay me a visit with a couple of tickets and you’ll be sure to get the flowing wine to unwind your soul.  Yeah, I do mean it, what you taking me for?  What ya waiting for anyway?

In your past, Wes (hey by the way, no offense meant, you know what I’m like, Wes-Man, was the particle ‘Wes’ given to you in order to increase the chance of your being more creative?  I mean Wes is kind of short, you know?  It implies that another particle must follow after it quickly, such as Wesboy, Wesley or Wes’it (=i.e. Where’s Wes?).  In particular, it implies that some more must come after it and that one’s imagination is triggered in filling the gap, to be sure, to be sure.  Where was I? Here: your past is represented as your having been unsure where to thread and strongly suggesting your meditative states as being a driving force in your creativity.

Sir Anderson, father of the Lobby Man, of the best inspired Zero I’ve ever come across, the cards seem to suggest you ought to be craftier in your endeavours.  I mean you ought to quietly, in a sneaky manner, overcome some obstacles by not showing you know what is going on and deal with it your own way, not attracting attention onto yourself and do what must be done in order to avoid fights and keep the peace within, whatever this means to you.

Going for you are your competitiveness and your inherent wisdom which, unlike mine makes you think before you speak and/or act.  Don’t be paranoid though, just be yourself and be enterprising in what you enjoy doing without worrying more than necessary about what your competitors may be saying and doing.

Like many an artist I’ve read for before you, me advice to you at this point in time is to take a break, take a trip and you’ll find your energy renewed to its best, and that very soon.

Finally, about your next movie: it’s gonna go from mad to madder, from ‘Lynchian’ if you’ll allow me the comparison, to far more cryptic than that.  It will be totally aloof and steeped into unreality.  You’ll endeavour to mix and match what is and what is not to great effect and this may well be the next stage for you: one where confusion reigns and interpretation of what is shown is free for all to toy with.  It’ll be a lot moodier than what you’ve done up until now and will be more like a representation of some cautionary, mysterious tale.  Do send us a ticket, will ya, wontcha and P-P-PL-EASE?

Hope you enjoyed this reading.

Feralbulb

SUSAN JANE GILMAN

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creativity, culture, entertainment, Humor, literature, Reading, society

Good Day Folkeys !

How’zit going ?  Ya, me good, me very good thanks.  Rosie says hi.  She’s back in the kitchen, no need to tie her up on her chair any more, she’s happy to have the dogs to eat spaghettis with her.  And if you must know, she’s been battling phone rage all week long, is having recurring nightmares about her last employer and she’s lost it again, so she’s still better locked up in the kitchen, right?  Enough of Rosie.

Today, we’re dealing with Susan Jane Gilman, a fun writing writer who writes – don’t look at me in this way will, ya? – funny words, sentences and stories.  Yes, she mixes the letters of the alphabet in a bag, pulls them out of the bag until ‘pop’, here’s a book; she’s successful at it.  According to her, if you don’t want to be a writer and that you’re a masochist, you’d better be a taxidermist (a taxidermist is a taxi driver who specifically focusses on carrying dermatologists in his taxi, you ignorant fool).  Anyway, Susan here was born after 1960 because she’s been told to say so and which leaves the door open to interpretation: which year are you really born into, not to mention what day and month?  Predictably, I’m gonna tell ya when you’re born and of what sign your halo is made of.  You’re born in 1973 ¾ which makes you a Crustacean of the three quarter era.  It’s complicated, sorry.  You’ll need to study astrology.

Ok, on with our reading:

Hmm.  You’re feeling a little stuck in spite of all your inspired wisdom, Jane?  Is Tarzan suffering from withdrawal symptoms?  Did he turn into a cheetah again, leaving you out in the cold with his oozy boogers & bugsome communication manners?  What communication? What boogers?  He is a wild man after all.  Don’t you forget that, just as good a girl as you may be.  Left you with your hair standing on end, huh?  Hey, forget it, accept him as he is, you being the good girl means you’re allowing yourself to let the wild girl/woman within to say and behave the way she wants to.  See?  I’m open minded to women’s ways but just don’t mention Rosie, will ya?  Anyways, it’ll get better again, Susan, just ride that wave and concentrate on your activities, that’s all there is to it.

The heart of your question today is, I feel, how to be inspired and get there all the way to the top and write bestsellers and become a radiant and irradiating writer?  I ask what I think you’d ask because I know the answer: you’re soon gonna be spectacularly very noticeable and famous, in the way you wannit to be (see, there’s a point in forgetting Tarzan).  Some new book of yours is lurking in the dark as it is being written right now or just about to be published and it’s gonna be a dream, much better than you think and than what you’ve done in the past, so forget Tarzan, I insist.  Besides, your gift of the gab izgonna (it’s faster that way) take you places you don’t even expect to reach.

What worries you at times is the hard work: you don’t seem to see the end of it.  Well, welcome to the writers’ world.  Writing 34/24 is common.  Don’t give up, that’s all there is to say.  And just because you have too much work to tend to doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy yourself and have fun.

Yes, such workload as your means you can’t take on every opportunity that knocks at your colourful (yours is) jelly container, that wooden skull of yours, so please listen: be careful what work you choose to do and be very selective and all will be well.

In your past we have some seemingly contradictory lines coming through (what lines?  The ones I imagine, get it?) and just as much as great love and altruistic endeavours are emphasised, battles and petty arguments have had to be confronted and dealt with on a constant basis.  May be that’s why.  May be that’s why you got the right combination: love and battles: makes for a great sense of humour, especially that of satire.

Currently, your life is calling on you to provoke the necessary upheaval it is expecting and you may have to end a relationship that is going nowhere.  I mean if my understanding is correct here as it’s a bit fuzzy (not my head, the cards are fuzzy).

You don’t have to travel anywhere at the moment if you don’t want to and if you need to take that break to ponder, wonder and wander, then do so ‘cause now is the right time, Suzy, and ‘cause I’m telling you.

Me advice to you today is therefore to be bold, and to keep the creativity going big way.  Focus on your work and do what you know best.  Forget about relationships or their potential at the moment.  It’ll improve again, but not now.  Hey, good girls don’t cry over toad* material, just remember.

All right, as to your next book, the great one that’s gonna put you up there along with the greatest writers of all time and which you’re gonna send me signed even before it is published, it’s gonna be sooooooooo gooooood.  I wanna believe it, dontcha?  Feels sweet and cool: enjoy it, just like ice cream!  Anyways, this book’s gonna be about someone who doesn’t want to live life thinking and who acts before he/she thinks, nothing new but the way you’re gonna describe it is what I’m waiting for, along with everyone else.  May be you’re gonna base that story on some real life event?

I hope you enjoyed this reading, Suzy, Ma’am.

Feralbulb

*Toad = ten times the size of a frog and ten times uglier.  Has the inherent and perfectly functional inability to turn into a prince.

HOMER SIMPSON

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God, Homer, Homer Simpson, Margaret Hamilton, Marge, Marge Simpson, politics, Ron Perlman, society, Steve Buscemi

Good Day, Folks!

Today, I shall be reading for a character steeped deeply in today’s realities of the never-ever-world: Homer Simpson.  Although it is not known exactly which day the honourable Sir Simp-a-Son is born, yes you Homer, it is easy and I’m eager to conclude that this must have happened between 21 and 31 March 1956, given the basic instinctive qualities of your characteristics.  I am thrilled to have Rosie helping, as medication and our mixing some Moet & Chandon has helped Rosie unravel the inadequacies of her over-anal*. mind, isn’t that right, Sis?

–                 Yo!  Howdy Folks!  How’zit going today?

–                 Ok, you sit here for a while and you see how I do it, how only I know how to do it, yeah?

Ok, she’s smiling, nothing to worry about, Folks.  Homer, Mate, I drew three cards for you: Sun – Moon – Emperor

Aaah, you lucky doughnut, you!  You have it all within and all without: success, imagination and a father who will never let you down.  Fuck!  Even I wish I had your life.  No, no, o’course I’m not envious, I’m a tarot reader, how could I even begin to covet what you’ve achieved and what you’re still gonna do, in spite of your ridiculous spudity (and I don’t mean stupidity since you can earn yourself and your fathers and God-fathers alike zillions of God-blessed dollars I cannot make in one life time even if I tried to work for a nuclear power plant and was mentally challenged by a crayon, no offence meant).  I do mean spudity however because no actors or actresses I know look so much like a deformed spud as you do, unless we’re talking alien spud the subject of which I know nothing of.  True, Hollywood and Dohllywood and the general movie industry do provide more for more character based filming, and I’m thinking of Steve Buscemi, Ron Perlman, Margaret Hamilton (Wizard of Oz), etc. and therefore you have a right not to be dismissed as purely ugly and repulsive, your comic genius helping.

You are blessed by the God of all good and material things and, in spite of your beer and doughnuts diet, you’ll be one to prove us all, and especially the modern medicine man such as Deepak Chop-Pack that there is life after death and that one can live on any diet as long as one alters one’s cells according to one’s deepest sense of happiness and irrelevance.

For once I’m gonna allow an unethical truth to appear and talk about the time of your death: you will not die for as long as your maker, your blessed Dad-and-God-and-God-and-Dad (try and say this very fast, it helps unravel things) wishes to maintain you alive, him and his sons and his sons’ sons, etEcEteRaaaaaaaaah.

*over-anal. Stands for over-analytical

The heart of your question – the one I can hear between my ears – is whether or not you should change things around and go out to see if you can find yourself over there rather than where you are just now.  Why, Homer-Face-You?  Why I ask?  Hmm, I sense that you don’t know what you want even if you know who you are.  Your predicament stems from the fact that you wish to move your family with you, wherever it is you intend to go to and that you haven’t told them you want to move because they might not believe that there are better towns with better and bigger nuclear power stations.  The trouble is they know you’re God but they also know they’re gods onto themselves.  Blessed be Bart, Lisa, Marge and Maggie.  They do take after you after all, may it be because they’re your kids or because Marge’s genes may be associated to you in ways you can’t imagine.  I hear she was your cousin to a degree?

Ha! Ha! Ha!  Homer, you wee secret keeper… I know it now and I’m gonna divulge it to all here reading this: you hate surprises and all you wish for now is some peace and quiet.  You wanna meditate and think of your higher purpose in life and if it’d be religion, of any type and any race, then be it.  You’re gonna abide to any appealing trait of any religion – provided hell has nothing to do with it and as long as you don’t fall asleep during the abidance scheme.  It’s like you wanna create the surprises with your enduring and persistent Doh abiding laws, rather than the surprises surprising you… you know what I mean?

Currently, in your wishes and hopes house, it is clear that you do not wish to act responsibly or to fall in love ever again because you don’t want a second wife.  True that in your pencil marked brain, there is a thin line between what constitutes responsibility and what doesn’t and, what’s more, you’ve forgotten what fallen in love is because you and Marge have been such a steady couple and that it would involve you’re being able to count to two and to make the difference between the two wives (the second wife would have to look like Marge and behave like her anyway).  Besides, you don’t know what are the rules to get married in the US and you’re afraid that more than one wife might make of you a sect leader, which wouldn’t be correct since you’re godly anyway.

Surprisingly, what is happening in your life right now is that you’re gonna take the lead of your own lines and voice and alter it to your heart’s content to show the whole wide world out there how smart you can be when no one is even requesting it, such is your sense of timing.

In your past, Mr. Doh-player, your impulsive and intuitive instincts have served you well up until now but you wish you didn’t have to act in such a way all the time.  You wish to show how impropriety and your family’s lack of decorum can appear intelligent and how necessary it is to keep this world going round and round thanks to you and your family’s madness.  If only your spud-shaped mind and face could be acknowledged by any single living creature out there, you could achieve doh-much more.  You’re a church onto yourself and you’ve come to realise – without daring to voice it – but I’m doin’ it for ya – that it isn’t necessary to go to church as your disciples only know all too well that hell is what they’re going through right now and that there can only be a better life once you manage to send them to the promised land you too aspire to: that of TV, beer and doughnuts factories.

Well, let me tell ya, Homer-Doh, Sir, that all you can do at this point in time is to keep being you to keep us entertained and willing to face the real abject realities of this world.  Yeah, you know it’s unwise, irreverent and irrelevant at best but this is what you do.  Give yourself a pat on the brain or bum (depending which is easier to reach for you) and acknowledge that you’re useful.  You’ve a great income earner and if it isn’t for yourself, at least for all those who care for you, may they be linked to the way you move (oh boy I love your stretching abilities) or the way you sound and speak.

Look, if you feel a little low at times, you’re allowed to take some perspective and go climb that mountain on your own to look at things with your dark lantern and shed light on the God of small things, but be honest with yourself and go back to your wicked instinctual nature quickly, so as to feed us, your audience and our addictive nature with your antics and for us not to have to turn to pills and champagne to help our moods.  Have pity on us, do not let us down Hom-Hum-Hmm-Mate.

Finally, I reckon there’s something you’ve never done yet, you of the Simple-Mind-Hub-a-Dub-Dub, and that’s coming on me show to do a reading.  You’d be O so good at it, Homer Chum .  I have every belief in you.  You’re me religion, me reason to live (or one of dem-doh) and I can’t wait till your next show.  See, I can’t even claim to having produced (yet) as much absurdity and stupidity as you have.  Still, I feel myself fortunate not to have seen all of your shows in spite of my propensity to sit in front of the TV (we have a lot in common) at least twenty-eight hours a day and as I too work within the realm of dangerous and all invading and pervasive particles (you only have to look at me sister slouched on a chair right here).

So please accept me invitation to join me on stage soon and enlighten us with your powerful and ludicrous insights.

God Bless.

Feralbulb

URI GELLER

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Central Intelligence Agency, Geller, Nostradamus, politics, society, Spoon bending, Tina Turner, Uri, Uri Geller, Walt Disney

Howdy!

Rosie is with me today (don’t worry, she’s mildly sedated and she won’t interrupt, she’s sitting on a chair looking at the audience blankly and there won’t be any interruptions from her) to welcome the greatest magicians and psychic of all times, or at least, one of the best known of the contemporary world as Nostradamus, Merlin and Walt Disney are excluded.  Yes, this is you, Uri Geller The Great, born 20 December 1946, a forever travelling Sagittarian.

Bending spoons, reality and time are small features you have on offer and Rosie and I are gonna dig, dig, dig to find what no one knows about you yet, not even you, that you could use to your betterment and for enjoyment.  Yeah, we can do this even if you’ve already reached the summit of what can be achieved, because, as you know, there are no limits.

The First card drawn is the Hermit.  Sir, Mister, it seems that your powers of introspection are unending and that every day is used to search and seek on what else it is that you could explore and teach others.  You are more aware than most that emotions and love have got something to do with it but you’re hesitating: should you get hold of Tina Turner to ask her a little more about it?  Whatchya waiting for?  It is nothing short of fantastic and amazing to see how a man like you with such psychic gifts is so hard bent (forgive the pun) onto bringing understanding of psychic skills into the world of science – no matter what, no matter the sometimes shockingly violent criticism you have incurred – so as to bring this in the open, deal with it once and for all and allow everyone to incorporate it into everyone’s day to day life, even Rosie and me.  This means that the earth might be saved and goats may not die uselessly under the dark, brooding stare of the Clooneys of this world.  It may mean that the US army and other armies may begin to reconsider their options and begin to use psychic skills seriously and for the greater good.  Please, Mr. GellerDaGreat, tell me I won’t have to wait until the year 5245, even if this is naive.

The Empress is your second card, the one in the middle and she’s coming with the Fool on the outcome.  There is a feeling that while you’re looking at what else it is you could do once more, again, unendingly and for eternity to improve everything that you do in every field of your life including your relationships, the woman closest to you is looking in the opposite direction as travel is indicated.  She may need to travel and leave and you’re not aware of it.  How can this be?  Surely you know?  Well, it is a fact that ‘seeing’ for those closest to us and for oneself is usually most difficult and this is precisely what is happening here.  It seems that she has to protect her interests.  It is highly likely that there isn’t much you can do about this, positive thinking or no positive thinking.  However, it appears that there is a great meeting of minds – an emotional connection highlighted for you – an amazing one being made because of a few obstacles being thrown at you – which of course you’ll overcome, given who you are (no cynicism intended, but meaning it, for once).

Mr. Geller, at present, you may be feeling robbed of your ideas.  Everyone and anyone appear to be using your theories, practicalities for any reason and it robs you of your inner wisdom and strength.  Yes, I know, vibrations mirror what we live and go through and this applies to you at this point in time because you’re hell bent on examining everything, missing the small cues that could give you the much needed inkling on your situation to enable you to see the broader picture.  This is temporary, but you need jolting back into looking at things from the upright position (the cards, here, were reversed – these were the 7 swords and strength).

Guri-Uri-Man, it seems that your imagination is playing tricks on you as your legendary emotional and thought control is letting you down a little.  I mean a little only, but a little for a man of your stature is huge for the rest of us common mortals.  Fortunately, it seems that you’re using your mental skills to move out from that state of affairs and being and bring in the effect of the wheel of life to have things move quickly for you.  It may be that you’re trying to move on to overcome sorrow.  Yes, it’s good and you only know best how to deal with these things, but be sure not to ignore those loose ties you haven’t thought of looking after.  Don’t ignore the small bits, they’re part of a whole and you want to remain part of that whole and be yourself again.  I mean, you don’t want to let bits and pieces of bitterness gnaw at you here and there, when you least expect it and without you being aware of it, only later.

Fuckity-Fuckitydamnit, Man!  Ace of wands and King of wands?  What else do you want in your house of wishes and hopes, Sir GodDamnGoodGeller!  Energy is renewed and any new endeavours and enterprises are being brought to fruition and being successful.  You have new ideas and the forces of creation remain within you.  Don’t forget that your energy transmits not merely to metallic objects, but to people too and although I’m not saying that you can cure people from major diseases and death, I suggest that you can invigorate people with your enthusiasm and beliefs, not just with words of wisdom and common sense, but also by touching their hands as well as taking them with you on tours, walks, whatever.

Wow!  Yo!  Guri Eller, Mate! Currently, you’d be well advised, if you’re not already, to take walks for charity, huge walks, walk through the desert or the Antarctic with many followers and raise funds for charity.  It’s opening new doors for your business – I don’t like to call it business but that’s what it is too – and you will soon realise that there are many more people with similar gifts to yours who haven’t been able to bring these gifts into the real world because of lack of knowledge, understanding, fear and means and you could be a leader helping those people use their gifts to help in many, many ways.  Please, Sir Geller, keep investigating and demystifying the gifts we all have in order to stop the debates and make things move forward, the Yoda way, even if that means looking at more science fiction movies to explore all potential available to humanity.  Does that sound too gooey and mushy-mushy?  Well, fuck it, I mean it.

As far as your past is concerned, it appears that, even though you’ve enjoyed popularity and been able to teach and empower many, you haven’t at all times been surrounded by nurturing and joyful environments.  It’s like your gifts grew on barren land and against all odds.  It’s not that you haven’t been given what you need, but more that you’ve approached life from a fairly serious way without showing it.  You’ve looked at life from the perspective that it isn’t about the lightness of being and trivialities but more about fighting for what one believes in a seemingly light manner such as with entertaining TV shows, even though behind it all, there is true grit, solemnity and somehow some despair as you know your abilities to be real and wished the entire world could show more acceptance towards it.  So what?  Keep us believing, Uri and believe in yourself even more!  So what?: if there aren’t enough of us who believe that you can have a football roll towards its goal, the Jedi way, or that you can affect wars by metamorphosing nuclear bombs into beds of roses, the truth belongs to you and those who know you well, including spoons, metal and goats.  I believe in you.  I mean it, for the second time around.

Mr. Geller, Man, at present, you might do well in thinking that cold thinking (I mean pure thought and being cerebral) is not the way to go as using all that you can muster in terms of emotions, sensitivity and psychic skills is how you should approach life, for now.  Creativity is at one of its highest point ever for you and I sense that your exploring new fields and listening to your inner voice, or whatever it is you like to call it, spirit guides, angels, force within, etc., is what is required from you.  There’s a calling in your life.  Yeah, it’s always been here, we all know that, but it’s new and/or renewed at the moment and you should listen to it.  Like Moses in the Seven Commandments, your hair is about to turn entirely white and it seems that you’ll never want to use your brain again unless it’s gone through your heart by asking the right questions.  Mind bending stuff, huh? I know, besides, you’re used to it.

So now, Mr. Geller, what advice is it that you could take from us, Rosie and I?  Here: right now, listen to your past connections and rekindle with them as well as new ones (even old flames, yeah, I mean that too) as friends are here to help you.  Long lost friends whom you thought could do nothing for you and would never have anything to bring to you as you moved on with your life, will reappear and open a whole new horizon for you.  Let yourself being carried by the strange and amazing forces of the universe, the Deepak way, it will relax you and bring back smiles you’d forgotten about.  Of course you’re still smiling and being the happy man you can be, Uri, but I mean more smiles, simple as that.

Regarding your new projects, Uri-Man, it could be that you might consider meeting Allison Dubois to join your strengths to solve crimes and catch all the wrong doing of this world to make this planet perfect, or close to it.  I’d like that and so would Rosie.  Just imagine: Allison helping to catch all of these planet’s criminals, murderers and drug lords and you, catching the mongrel war creators and evil politicians – yeah, I know, a big ask – but consider this: the world wide web has many excellent psychics available these days, don’t ignore them: make a list, unite them, make them part of your team and become the Mandela-Mandala of Psychics: free the world of its own trappings and be this world leading psychic promoting hope and freedom & respect for all in choosing our religion.

As to other trials & tribulations, your business remains as it’s been for a while and there’s nothing wrong with that.  It takes a lifetime to empower, encourage and alter the life of most of us for the better, if only we’d believe in ourselves a little more.  You know what?  I like your way just the way it is.

Down this end, it’s business as usual so please, send us some tickets.

So long, Tall Man.

Feralbulb

CHRISTOPHER WALKEN

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Dear Chris, Man,

Boy O boy haven’t I been looking forward to doing your reading.  I’ve been pining to do it but Rosie kept me from it ‘cause she knew I’d go kind o’ wild about it.  She’s tied up to her chair now.  So here it goes, Chrisso.

You’re born on 31 March 1943 and an Aries.

The first card shows that you ought to take a rest.  Decisions, decisions…  There are too many choices being offered to you and they all sound good and sometimes, even though it’s kind of ‘on a first in, first served basis’ with you in terms of your movie choices, there are times when you could afford to be a little picky.  To add to this, there’s your own work, what you want to do with directing, writing, etc.  You’ve accomplished much and there’s much more that you can and want to do.  Fair enough.  But this is a time of taking a step back and spending time with your beloved.  Let her guide you a little, Man.  She calms you.  She helps you see clearly.  Take a trip with her and forget about movies for one to three months.  Let it all brew for a little while.  Those who need you will wait.  What the hell?  You only live once.

Chris, it is indicated that your will, at this point in time, is to see through what you want to do and how you want to do it.  You’re seeking full independence and free reigns to express the numerous and rich ideas that you give birth to.  Your creativity is limitless and the energy you’re prepared to spend on your craft is nothing short of awesome.  Your intuition and keen observation skills guide you and there appears to be a need for you to find an outlet for all your ideas and energy.  I suggested you take a rest a minute ago and I maintain this because this is what will unblock the decision making as to where exactly you should be headed with your creative choices.

I can see that you’re able to look at all that you have achieved and that sometimes you love picking on some shows you’ve done – especially movies – and look at them again, for the sheer God damn fun of it.  However, this looking back and turning inward stops you from seeing the bigger picture.  Possibly, you’re worried to take the wrong path in some way.  How can you be, Man, with all that you’ve achieved?  How can you even consider not taking the right path when you’ve been on ‘the same old, same old’ God damn successful path all your life?  And if you did take that unusual, not-so-rewarding path for once, so what?  If you’re considering how to spend your accumulated earnings and that this is what is worrying you too, then I suggest you could do well getting rid of all the zoos of the world and invest your money for each orphaned and destitute zoo inhabitant that isn’t human (and that includes elephants, lions, shitzus, etc.) to be looked after by poor families whom you’d generously dot on too.

Now, what did I tell you, Mr. Walken?  What is it that I suggested you should do?  Rest, sleep, peace & quiet.  Understood?  Sorry for the fucking insistence but you’re not wanting to listen to me.  Do you want me to get Rosie to tell you it?  Is this what you really want me to do, huh?  NO!  See, at least I listen to you and take good care of you.  Ok, travelling means you won’t be able to rest, I hear you.  But look, frankly, it’s not just your body that you should look after, but your brain, your mind.  I thought I’d made that clear earlier?  All righty, if I didn’t, then now is the time to take stock and listen to me.  Go away please, will you?

It is clearly shown that your early life was never close to anything you’ve lived so far, that your Mum & Dad had nothing to do with your creativity except perhaps for their encouraging you to do what you loved doing and this is the most fortunate thing parents can do for their kids, isn’t it?  Yeah.  I hate sentimentality too but just to make a point and for those like you to be grateful for having had families who respect their children’s wants.  Right.  Next.

Now is not the time to keep things inside.  Say it and say it out loud, whatever it is you feel like saying because by saying anything, just any-fucking-thing, will lead you to where you want to be headed without blinkers, because to you, words sound just like they’re told – when told spontaneously – and there’s nothing more you dislike than leading yourself astray and not know where the path might lead.  You’re funny, Mr. Walker-doodeldoo.  I repeat for the last time: to understand yourself, swallow the world (more or less quoting from Salman Rushdie).  Understood?

Look, most of the scum sucking mother fucker’s bad stuff is either behind you or you’ve never really had to deal with it.  If there was such stuff in your life, then your accountants and lawyers handled it to a perfect tee and you needn’t worry.  Therefore, I repeat: you can unleash your creativity and be yourself without any fear of any form of retaliation.  Be a child.  Draw from your wild inner child, like you’ve always done and write and direct.  One card here insists on you writing to your heart’s desire and not to listen to any trusted advisors as to where you want to take your craft because it is dead pan, contemporary and people all over the world will love you for it and that includes me – possibly Rosie too.

Lastly, please, Mate, do listen to your partner.  She too can help nurture and unleash your wild inner child and make him do all that it wants to do by knowing where to start and where to end, not to mention where to lead and manage the parts in between start and finish.  There is abundance and it is advised to mix business and pleasure by going places, mixing comfort and nature.  Either your partner has much cultural backlog to upload onto you and/or your feminine side urges you to listen to your needs and to me.  That’s you told now.

Your next writing and directing your own movie – being within the next two years – will come as a surprise to all your followers as you’ll produce an extremely intellectual piece of writing, a jewel, a diamond in the rough, which will not involve incessant bloody shootings, psychopathic psychic nerds, nor fun rude words and one liners for all to repeat.  It’ll probably be some play which will be turned into a movie, a play with far reaching implications and thought provoking make-up as it might probably have war as a theme, refugees who must adapt to new countries – here the US – and it’ll be epic.  The world needs an epic.  Thanks for bringing this to us, Mr. Walken.

Mr. Walken, Mate, your modesty is legendary, no shit, and I look forward to the next Oscars when a lifestyle achievement will be delivered to you for all that you have brought as enrichment to the industry and will continue bringing.  And if it isn’t the Oscars, God dammit, then it’ll be some better award from another source as we, the general public, can see clearly who’s doing what and how well.

Now, as customary, and to conclude this reading, please do not hesitate to send Rosie & I a ticket to your next show – once you come back from your holidays – it’d be a great honour to see you live and/or your next play.

Good Day Chris, Man.

Feralbulb

MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL

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Howdy Folks,

I’m back and Rosie agreed to stay in her office while I do this reading so there won’t be interference from her this time.  Keep fingers crossed!

So how did Rosie and I get out of that God damned kitchen of hell?  Well, you know I’m not quite the rocket science kid or anything close to it so don’t ask me to explain this in details: we got out through the coffee machine.  If you must know, once coffee is ground to a pulp, coffee particles hang in the air like excited little bubbles of fun that attach themselves to everything and everyone.  So after grinding coffee, Rosie gathered the ground coffee and the air around it and put it in the microwave along with scraped pieces of our own skin (we didn’t harm ourselves, just scraped the very top of the our skin, no blood) and locked those basically invisible particles with the coffee in the microwave.  Then Rosie connected the microwave to the TV and the toaster and that was it!  Simple as A-B-C apparently; so please don’t try this at home, just write to Rosie for an explanation if you need one.

As to Astro-Cop, he will never be seen on this stage ever again.  Rosie and I reversed the process on Astro-Cop and he is stuck in the TV inside a coffee advertising channel… for ever.  So now…:

Dearest Maggie,

I’m one of your best admirers.  So talented, so gifted you are.  You deserve the world and you will be getting just that.  You’re born on 16 November 1977 and you’re a Scorpio.  Aaaahh such passion!

It seems there are lots of surprises in store for you at this point in time: so many opportunities to choose from, so many choices to be made.  Where to go? How to do it? Such is the life of the blessed-busy-bee.  Look, money is a consideration but it’s not like you’re in a ‘needy’ position so I would simply suggest that you chose those activities/movie propositions according to your likes and preferences that ring true to your heart. Yeah but?  So you’re at that stage where all that is proposed sounds too good to be true to you and it’s a matter of discerning which will turn out to be better than the other?  That’s a spoiled rotten choice, ain’t it, Maggie?  Toss a coin!  Any choice being presented to you is good and will turn out just fine so make up your mind and stop fidgeting, that’s all I
can say.  Enjoy your life Miss Gyllenhaal!

Currently, there are major changes influencing your life.  How come?  Change is part of life.  Don’t you worry, they are slow changes, not anything unexpected or bad surprises that strike you as you’re unaware.  You’re moving on to a period of your life where travel opportunities are going to take a lot more importance.  I feel you might even move your home to another country sometime in the next ten years.  Also, you’re opening up to spirituality and your children are bringing up this new dimension of your life to you.  It’s like whatever happens in your life, you want to make sure you are always with your children.  It is indicated that whatever you do, you wish for your children to know about real life and realise that just as much as they are protected by good fortune, they need to make their own mark and you want them to experience what life is.  You are bringing up generous children, children who are aware of what life without wealth can be and who will be able to understand and empathise with those who haven’t had as much as they will have had.

Now, you fear false religions, false influences and you dislike anything that is overly instinctual.  Thought and reason are your motto:  “Never let instinct take over”  Seemingly, you fear uncontrolled intuition and anything that comes out of your mind unexpectedly.  You have great control over yourself but your fear the night and some of the nightmares it brings to you.  Self-knowledge is something you have acquired through hard labour within your craft.  However, you need to learn to let loose of the control of yourself and trust your instincts a little more as they can bring great insights to you on how you wish to direct your life.

Indeed, you wish you could grab any opportunity that is thrown at you without hesitations and you hope that you can soon let go of whatever is holding you back to be a ‘fool’.  Let your hair down, smile, enjoy life because you have nothing to really fear from it.  You know you can stop thinking and let life take over a little.  It’ll do you a world of good and you know it, Maggie, Ma’am, if I may.

I’m afraid I must reiterate: O Maggie, it is clear that you’ve been taught not to let your instincts and intuition to take over and to learn to generate your will power.  You’re one hell of a Master at freewill yet you know deep inside, from observing life, experience, that not all works through will power and control and that life cannot be controlled entirely.  There is magic: nice magic, bad magic.  No one can tell.  Good fortune happens and so does bad luck.

Ma’am, you need to work less and forget about the shine and polish the sun brings onto your life to concentrate on relaxing and letting go of things you no longer want in your life.  This is happening at a personal level: learn to relax again, learn to breath, learn to feel the sand under your feet, get back in touch with nature.  Forget about electronics, go ‘bush’ for a while and find yourself again.  Take your children with you, they can only benefit from seeing you get back to who you truly are/can be, and that is a spontaneous lady, happy to welcome the unexpected in your life and let feelings overwhelmed you rather than thoughts.

You have already acquired everything you need to know to continue your craft.  There is no need for you to change career so you can rest on your gift to always be here when you need it.  Also, hidden is the great love of your life, the man who shares your life, father of your children.  He is always there for you if you need him.  Show this to him.  Don’t forget to let him know that you need him, because just as much as he loves your independence and strength, he loves to protect you and help you out for any reason, because he is like that.  Give in to his wanting to be there for you, Ma’am.

And now that we’ve said it, let it be said once more: Maggie, Ma’am, may I reiterate me advice here?  PLEASE LET LIFE TAKE OVER.  There are more children in store for you, sooner rather later and if it isn’t children, then it’s a sense of fun that is about to take over your life as you’ll let go of feeling blind and the choices that you’ll need to make will be made with ease, without you feeling that the option you selected was worse than the one you didn’t opt for.  Just stop that kind of thinking, Ma’am.  Keep leading your kids but let yourself being led too, you’ll feel a lot better for it, Maggie.

In the next movie you’ll play, Ma’am, you’ll be a woman thief who doesn’t know what love is about and keeps stealing from people in order to satisfy the need she has to feel loved; a form of attention deficit disorder, just like in “Catch me if you can”.  You’ll be an endearing character who finds a partner to match until the ultimate finale where she gets killed and he gets into prison but is rehabilitated and the movie will in fact begin from the time he reminisces over what happened and wishes he could have helped her…  So now the movie’s entire story is out who’ll want to see it?  It won’t happen for a few years yet so if you or anyone is reading this, it’ll be forgotten by then.:)

All the best to you Ma’am and Season’s Greetings.

Feralbulb

MAGGIE SMITH

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Dear Dame Maggie,

I am taking this opportunity as Rosie and Feralbulb are still confined to compliment you on your long standing career as one of the most outstanding and bright star of the British entertainment.  I am one of your biggest fans.  You are a Capricorn born on 28 December 1934 and your success would have a lot to do with Saturn and Jupiter bearing their strong influence on you.

Currently, you wish people would just goddamn rise above petty squabbles and look at their and your accomplishments with some serenity.  But this seems not to be and it’s just driving you mad.  What’s worse, it’s all the usual stories around you… all those people who want to shine, be in the limelight and show that they still have it yet you’re the centre stage person, the one whose light truly shines and you say nothing.  ‘No more! Enough!’ I hear you say in your head, ‘why compete like this at this stage of our lives, it’s no longer necessary…?’  Strange how things don’t change sometimes and how reaching wisdom for some seems so remote… What’s the point of pointing it out to them when it’s just their ways?  Correct: some people never see the way you see things, some people never change, some never grow up, and you know how it is.  Please Ms Smith, take heart, for every person who never reaches some form of maturity by the time they reach their 60s or 70s age, 10 others do so, so please look on and look upJ

Goodness gracious me, how much light do you require, Ms Smith?  All that shines attracts you and vice-versa or better put, your life is literally basking in the sun.  Currently, and I guess that’s what end of the year festivities tend to bring, lots of fun and gathering are to be had.  Your inspiration is strong and your light will never fade.  Even you wonder how fortunate you can be.  It is interesting to note that inside you lingers a child who keeps coming out for fun, with great imagination… an innocent child who knows how to ride her horse and where to direct it.  You are carrying a flag for all to see: a message of abundance, generosity and freedom of spirit. It seems also that you love beautiful material and to drape yourself in comfortable, elegant and soft to the touch clothing.  You’re a sensual being.

Now, you dislike the lack of spontaneity and the display of pompousness of some around you.  That old stiff upper lip and pretentious upper class who thinks they might be cultured and know it all.  It drives you crazy when all you seek is some truth and sincerity from people.  It drives you nuts that despite your experience of the stage at all levels, some cannot help but hide, connive and perpetrate a tradition of deceit and coldness that should all become obsolete, in your mind’s eye.  And yet you know too that this is how the entire world stage is built.

It is strongly sensed that you wish to steer clear of those around you who keep competing for the sake of it, of those with foolish dominant streaks seeking mostly power and forcing through the world without a single thought for their peers.  You hope you can soon muster the strength within you to tell those people whose ways you despise what you think of them and ensure they never come close to you and/or bother you again.  The trouble is you’re too nice to do this as you’re doing this would have repercussions on others you care for.  So this is your predicament Ms Smith: be perceived as selfish and eccentric and satisfy your needs or keep on as the gentle, popular lady who never even whispers a bad word about those she has no affinities with.

You’re a fighter Ms Smith, no need for me to tell you so you might say, but I insist because it is clear that you have suffered much turmoil in your heart, because of those you care about and because you like to defend those who need it.  You have a very kind and very generous spirit Ms Smith and from what I feel and see, I think that indeed, you’d come to no real harm in sending those whom you dislike thoroughly where they belong.  It is indicated it would improve your mental health and free you from those unhealthy ties that society imposes on you.  You’ve achieved much, why care what others think?  You’ll see, if you do happen to bring yourself up to saying what you think to some of them, you’ll actually feel incredibly happier and energised within you.

To free yourself from some worries, it is indicated first that you ought to stop worrying about finances.  It dispirits you entirely and sends your moods into unhappy territories because you hate secrets and being led anywhere you don’t want to go.  It’s those finance advisers around you… they always think they know best and why listen to small talk, smooth and sad talk like that you wonder?  Well delegate the looking for finances to someone you trust, say a family member, rather than having to sit down with those advisers once a month, if not more.  Meet the finance people, once a year, make it short, make it sweet, ensure the main guidelines are followed and let your trusted family member or friend manage the whole thing.  How to trust anyone?  Did I hear you say this Ms Smith?  You’ve got to.

Well, tell of your worries to those closest to you, not just one but at least two people so that these people – say of various backgrounds and ideology – have no choice but to consult each other in order to make decisions you’d approve of without being consulted.  It is clear that you’re having fun at home, big family gatherings and joyful celebrations of all kinds will help you decide on who the right people to trust are and will elevate your moods to dizzy heights.  Your keeping performing is also something you no longer need to decide as this is part of your ‘home life’.  You have laid the foundations for your personal happiness a long time ago and nothing will come to disturb that so please do not let your small concerns about finances disrupt this happiness and likewise about the petty people you wish to rid of from your circle of family and friends.

It seems that by protecting yourself and thinking in a rational way, you can avoid emotional traps people try to draw around you.  You can gather your intellectual strength to command and be obeyed the way your heart desires, even if this requires some type of cold headed effort from you.  Don’t fear being cutting, don’t fear saying what you think, stuff the old English ways – keep your manners, of course – but stuff the pretentious snarls some still use around you.  Say it how you feel it, you’ll come to no harm.  As I said from the beginning Maggie, free yourself from those unhealthy, possibly toxic ties some people draw around you, you’ll feel that much better.

Now, Dame Maggie, when it comes to your next play or movie, it’s as if the next character you’ll play is some bi-polar person who loses track of who she is and wanders aimlessly through the night in search of herself.  A difficult, challenging character to play with many facets as only you can play that type so well.  It’s indicated that the character will have had a very happy and fulfilled life but will end up on the street simply because she’ll get depressed.  A character many of us will be able to relate to as economically though times abound and freedom of information make for a poor picture of the state of the world.  It’ll be a character so generous that she won’t know how to cope with the discrepancy of what she has and what she won’t be able to do for others.

So just like Feralbulb, Dearest Ms Smith, I’d love it if you’d consider sending me a ticket to see that play/movie.

Astrocop

GUY PEARCE

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–           Be happier, be funny.  Doing a reading for a celebrity should be fun, not like the boring police work you had to go do.

–           Actually, I enjoyed my line of work and never as boring as you being confined to doing the back door readings.

–           No need to take it that way.  Just make your next reading fun, right?  Who are you going to read for?

–           Guy Edward Pearce, another ozy just like you wished for

–           Great.

–           Another great one to make it big, yep.  Guy’s born on 5 October 1967.  That makes him the arty, multiple facets balance he is, a diamond of an actor.

Well, folks, so you know, Feralbulb is recovering well.  He’s popping up pill after pill under Doctor Fetchya’s protective wing.  Between you and me, shhh… I think Feralbulb is crazier than ever but Rosie thinks the opposite so as long as she’s happy, Feralbulb will be and all will be well.  True, it could be that Rosie is just as mad as her brother…  I remember the days when I had to arrest them both for being a disturbance in a public place.  Rosie had spotted this diamond in a shop window… She insisted that she could see things in it and that she needed that diamond.  Feralbulb entered the shop and tried to distract the shopkeeper in order for Rosie to steal the diamond.  But Rosie being the prim and proper spinster she is wouldn’t have it and she disowned her brother publicly, accusing him of wanting to rob the shop while he argued that she’d said she wanted the God damn bloody diamond.  I was called to arrest them.  Rosie read my psychic particles on the way to prison and I realised they were an odd eccentric, wild and untamed couple incapable of any harm.  We became friends.  She was freed because she could afford one of her ex’s who was a lawyer in need of extra cash.  Feralbulb stayed for twelve months inside and didn’t really want to leave the prison in the end… he’d become too comfortable there and he’d gained the respect from his fellow prisoners through his smart madness – yes there is such thing – and by reading cards for them – selling them hope like hot dogs I tell you – as well as reading for the wardens.  He’d access to free videos, music, books, cigarettes and more, not to forget a free bed for the night.  Why would he want to leave?  It’s tough out there in the real world and some prisons – provided you get into the right one because it’s a lottery too – have lots to offer if you play your cards right.

Anyways, Guy, welcome to this show.  First thing that comes up, is a matter close to your heart where you and your partner are about to be separated from each other for professional reasons, but especially for longer than expected as both of you are very successful in your own field.  It feels like the both of you know things are coming to a cross-road where a decision to change things around a little will have to be considered, if not taken.  Your partner, although strong, will feel as if she’ll be blind and not sure which way to go, or where to tread and how.  But she’ll quickly get out of that mental block to take the bull by the horns, as only she knows well how to do.

You, Mr. Pearce, have just landed a dream contract on some TV series – not unlike Simon Baker in ‘The Mentalist’ – and you’re just going to enjoy and savour your career with that show.  It will be some series where your chameleonic skills will be called for at every episode as if a new character would be created in order to meet the needs of the fundamental character.  It is sensed that you’ll play someone with some serious multiple personalities disorder or you’ll be some secret agent with some ability to morph into any character, possibly creature, to study and understand the crimes committed.

Hmm… Yes, that moon here is a difficult step to get through.  The connection between you and your partner is deep, deep, deep.  Two souls united.  What one thinks the other thinks, what one feels, the other feels.  When you’re apart, it’s as if you’re together.  Your partner wants out of that way of being though.  You’re going to have to think about it hard.  Although she’s strong, her taking any decision alone at this point in time might not go the way it should or possibly not the way you’d like it to go.  You’re hoping for a happy resolution and somehow, you have to resolve it with her… I’m sorry, she shouldn’t attempt to do this on her own because she’s currently blinded, unable to see clearly and might take a step aside… one step too far from you.

It is indicated that your past wasn’t anything close to a tea party and that everything that you do is out of your sheer strong will and that thanks to it, you were able to overcome major hurdles in your life by focusing on what you wanted from life and hot to get it rather than the miseries that beset you.  And look where you are now…  It is also sensed that you – aside the achievements in your line of work – achieved a strong balance within you, and that you’re able to consciously unite those forces – ying-yang, black-white, etc. in you and call upon them to let your creative side out.  You’re very much the master of your life with free will.  Currently, you love travelling and you like the idea of calling home in several places.  Your spirit guides you on your path.

Currently, it is shown that you’re performing a juggling act.  I mean that you need to think about your finance and see where it’s going.  You don’t really enjoy sitting down and look at figures, even with the funniest of accountants, it bores you and you find it so mundane…  Yet you need to, you can’t neglect that side of things and of course, don’t put your eggs in one basket, just as enticing the idea might be.  On another note, you need to add a little more physicality in your day-to-day existence so as not to feel caught out of breath and see things clearly.  Run or do yoga, but clear your head from fog and dust to enable you to make the right decisions.  It even feels you’d like to travel on a ship and do a round the earth trip across oceans… unless you’re going to do a movie playing a pirate/captain of some sort – in the Middle Ages for sure.

Well, it is suggested you don’t attempt to think in a rational way and to use your guts to go for what you want and that indeed, to come out with the deeply felt stuff you need not to neglect your physical shape, as I said before – Jupiter is a heavy planet to carry on your shoulders, and as luck has it, you need a little practice to gain a little more strength.  But it is as the planets suggest: go for it Mr. Pearce, go; don’t hesitate to listen to your inner self when you feel refreshed and your mind devoid of the odd mist.  You’ll always have those wild, fun and extreme characters such as Felicia and Charley Rakes within you to call upon when needed, even when playing more subtle personalities.  You have this amasing ability to feel things others don’t – don’t fear it, use it – Ok, I know you know, but just in case it slipped out of your mind.

Finally, I sense that there are fears within you when you try and think and consider a place you could call home.  It’s like you want to settle in one place and don’t and this sometimes drives you a little nut.  Nothing serious but as I suggested before, you ought not to fear what you feel deep inside you or else this is how it controls you: you relegate those thoughts and feelings to the back of your mind and then they come back to haunt you.  No, let them come to you and think about them like only you know how to and use them to transform them and see them from a different, happier perspective.  We’re all human, use your brain to reflect upon the dark side of your instinct and you’ll be right, Mate.

As to your next TV series, I might add that you’ll be doing that guy trying to solve all sorts of crimes by mimicking very different characters and you’ll do so also on the basis that you will have had a wife (deceased) whom you doubted as she always kept a part of mystery within her, was elusive and you could never quite understand her and, as she died in mysterious circumstances, your doubts about her remain unresolved and you’ll keep having flash backs at your life with her and at what you felt from her.

–           That was still boring, Astro Cop.

–           How dare you Rosie?  You enjoy humiliating people in public? I was about to conclude.

–           You’re just like Feralbulb: over-sensitive, think you know it all and to top it all you’re not even funny.

–           Not nice, Rosie, not nice.  Next time you do it and show me how you think it should be done.

–           Deal.

–           Sorry, Guy.  Hope this reading helped.  Don’t hesitate to call me if you have any questions.